Welcome to Miami

Joe Maloy Uncategorized

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Miami, uh, uh
South beach, bringin’ the heat, uh
Ha, ha, can y’all feel that, can y’all feel that?
Jig it out, uh

Here I am, in the race where I come to win
Miami, 14th Street, it’s where the race begins
Every buoy lined up, just bobbin’ in the sea
Gonna swim South, headed toward the Keys.

So we sip a little something, maybe take a salt pill
Me an’ Kemper in the pack, workin’ that skill
Its just pure will when we go up the hill
Spectators screaming (Joe’s goinn to Brazil!)

Can y’all feel me? All ages and races, rockin’ Dura Aces
Triathletes from e’ry different nation, we came to race
I’m gonna race smart, yea no mistakes,
My race a report card with nothin but A’s
Miami, the city that keeps the roof blazing

Riding in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the run course I’ll be gone.
Welcome to Miami
(Bienvenido a Miami)

Running in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the boardwalk I’ll be gone.
I’m gonna win Miami
(¡Ganaré a Miami!)

Yo, I heard the competitors ain’t nothin’ to mess with
But Im not worried a bit, see this ChampSys kit? I’m legit
Ladies half dressed, fully equipped
And they be screaming out
(Joe, we wanna swap spit!)

Coach Paulo’s had me workin’ a lot
Always implorin’ to give all that I’ve got
Best coach in the world, the guy can teach!
I’m talkin’ bout faith, yea take the leap
Ya gotta believe! (TRI SQUAD WHAT UP?!)

Officials from USAT wearin’ dungarees and polo T’s
“No draft zone!” (it’s a bike length x 3)
Every time I ride by they be spotting me
Ain’t no stopping me, I race legally

So, set your clocks
And wear your lucky socks
Cause 6:50am, that’s time to rock
Yo ain’t no feeling in the world like this
No Pete Sagan, I’ll settle for a podium kiss

Riding in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the run course I’ll be gone.
Welcome to Miami
(Bienvenido a Miami)

Running in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the boardwalk I’ll be gone.
I’m gonna win Miami
(¡Ganaré a Miami!)

Don’t get me wrong, Ben Collins got it going on
Hunter Kemper is an all-time champ
And we all know that Dye and Murray stay jiggy
But on the sneak, Maloy’s bringing heat for real

Y’all don’t understand
I never seen so many swimmin women
Drinkin ZICO cans. Ok this is the plan
I’m settin my alarm for 4:15am
Thats my plan–Damn, that’s early.

Let’s go to Mariott on the boulevard
I hope gettin there with traffic isn’t too hard
‘Cause you gotta have sleep
If you wanna achieve in South Beach.

Water so clear, you can see to the bottom
Ten thousand dollar bikes, everybody got ’em
Ain’t no surprise to see me in the zone
Miami, this chance will not be blown.

Riding in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the run course I’ll be gone.
Welcome to Miami
(Bienvenido a Miami)

Running in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the boardwalk I’ll be gone.
I’m gonna win Miami
(¡Ganaré a Miami!)

Riding in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the run course I’ll be gone.
Welcome to Miami
(Bienvenido a Miami)

Running in the city where the race is on
Once I hit the boardwalk I’ll be gone.
I’m gonna win Miami
(¡Ganaré a Miami!)

Race in the city where the heat is on.

Note to all: If I finish top-3 in tomorrow’s race, I will film myself rapping this song and post it to this blog. So…you should cheer for me 🙂
Race start: 6:50am